Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!

Ask me anything   JUST HERE FOR THE FOOD

politicalsexkitten:

saintkathryn:

holdencaulfieldthinksuraphony:

donotruninfear:

jennaanne01:

THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

It’s such an important time for this film to come out.

It’s so easy for the film idustry to show people we fought against in the past as real people. But it’s something new to put a face a name and a story to the people that so many of us see as the enemy.

Please watch the trailer. This’ll stir up a lot of shit with the american public but I have a good feeling about this movie.

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— 3 weeks ago with 158372 notes

loveandddrevenge:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

Inl tried really hard not to reblog this

Wasn’t his arm broken in the house falling down one?

(via meowmixeightysix)

— 3 weeks ago with 728117 notes
semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

(Source: secretsbest, via octoberashes)

— 3 weeks ago with 574915 notes

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

(Source: naturemetaltolkien, via samgagmee)

— 3 weeks ago with 161551 notes
adestroy:

let’s not kid ourselves, I only drew this for the second panel

adestroy:

let’s not kid ourselves, I only drew this for the second panel

(via samgagmee)

— 3 weeks ago with 805 notes
fromdirectorstevenspielberg:

Another superb unused Jurassic Park poster by John Alvin.

fromdirectorstevenspielberg:

Another superb unused Jurassic Park poster by John Alvin.

(via iheartjurassicpark)

— 1 month ago with 686 notes
http://meowmixeightysix.tumblr.com/post/94257670536/lord-kitschener-what-if-the-aborted-baby-could →

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures…

— 1 month ago with 159637 notes